Worst pick up lines

[Goosekilla11]

post some pick of up line you got

I just chit my pants can i get in yours. :oops:

[Mallardman9]

I dont have any lines, they come to me :)

[TeamWaterfowl07]

you know i got the whole dictionary tattooed on my penis, why dont you come over and ill put some words in your mouth!

walk up to a girl, hand her your cell pohone say ill call you and walk away!

[legband]

Dont even say a word let your hands speak for themselves...before u even speak to her go up to her and grab and squeeze both her as s cheeks :) i did that one time years ago drunk at a bar...but u guys gotta do it yourself to see the results ha ha ha

[John Manning]

I dont have any lines, they come to me :)

:roll: :roll: :roll:

:lol:

[drakefever]

Never tried this one but a friend told me about it.

He said it was best just to walk up and ask for some leg.

He said you get your face slapped a lot, but you also get a lot of leg.

[John Manning]

I dont have any lines, they come to me :)


Is that how you ended up with Kayla :?:
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

[tsaylor1979]

Are your parents retarded?

....cause your special!

[vcpitcher18]

Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!

[vcpitcher18]

Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?

[coy]

Walk up to her look at the tag on her shirt and say yup made in heaven

[ducksmasher]

"hey do you work for UPS because I caught you checking out my package" :shock:

or

"Do you have any Irish in you ? Would you like some ?"

or

"If you're left leg was Thanksgiving, and your right was Christmas, would you mind if I visited you between the holidays?"


or

"I love every bone in your body... especially mine!"


:D :D :D :D

[db3212]

I like your bra but it would look better on my floor



I lost my teddy bear can I sleep with you

[mallard stomper]

Did you wash your pants in Windex b/c I can sure see myself in them.

That shirt is sure becoming on you, if I was that shirt I would becoming on you too.

My pen 15 is 2"........from the ground

Do you want to f%&^

[timberkiller]

what to see my d@%$

[duckhunter101]

isit hot in here or is it just you

[timberkiller]

do you want to see my http://veganfreakradio.com/o-face.jpg

[Mallardman9]

isit hot in here or is it just you

:roll:

Your future looks pretty bleek, maybe you and C4L can get together :lol:

[ThePreacher]

Nice Shirt... Wanna FORK...

[A'bomB]

Hey baby! Ever had you A$$ hole eaten out by a fat man in an overcoat? :shock:

[calling4life]

Do you sleep on your stomach???? Can I.....

If I followed you home... would you keep me???

Can I buy you a beer, or would you rather have the cash???

If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question????

Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!

I'd suck a fart out of your ass just to get my lips on you. ( my favorite)

[coy]

isit hot in here or is it just you

Gayest comment goes to duckhunter101

[HRK]

Guy's you've had a couple pages of fun.

Mind toning it down now....Remember we do have kids on here.

[Mallardman9]

Here we all thought Barry would finally turn into a fun guy being on the Happy pills :roll: .............Guess not :lol:

[Take'em7]

Do you have a mirrior in your pants?

Cause I see myself in them.

or...


Did you fart?

Cause you just blew me away. :lol:

[Take'em7]

Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!

Sorry I didn't see you posted that.

[Drake691]

:roll: some kids will never learn

[scouttracker]

I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?