SGTSLTR
10-04-2009, 02:03 PM
C and P from another site...
1. You don't have to hide your duck hunting magazines.
2. It's perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to duck hunt with you
once in a while.
3. It's perfectly respectable to duck hunt with a total stranger
4. If your regular duck hunting partner isn't available, he/she won't
object if you duck hunt with someone else.
5. Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you duck hunt by
yourself
6. You can have a duck hunting calendar on your wall at the office, tell
duck hunting jokes, and invite coworkers to duck hunt with you without
getting sued for harassment
7. There are no duck hunting Transmitted Diseases.
8. Nobody expects you to duck hunt with the same partner for the rest of
your life.
9. Nobody expects you to give up duck hunting if your partner loses
interest in it.
10. Your duck hunting partner will never say, Not again! We just duck hunted last week! Is duck hunting all you ever think about?
11. 2 3/4", 3", and 3 1/2 " are sufficient for duck hunting.
12. In duck hunting a dead " Woody " is something to be proud of and show off to everyone.
1. You don't have to hide your duck hunting magazines.
2. It's perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to duck hunt with you
once in a while.
3. It's perfectly respectable to duck hunt with a total stranger
4. If your regular duck hunting partner isn't available, he/she won't
object if you duck hunt with someone else.
5. Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you duck hunt by
yourself
6. You can have a duck hunting calendar on your wall at the office, tell
duck hunting jokes, and invite coworkers to duck hunt with you without
getting sued for harassment
7. There are no duck hunting Transmitted Diseases.
8. Nobody expects you to duck hunt with the same partner for the rest of
your life.
9. Nobody expects you to give up duck hunting if your partner loses
interest in it.
10. Your duck hunting partner will never say, Not again! We just duck hunted last week! Is duck hunting all you ever think about?
11. 2 3/4", 3", and 3 1/2 " are sufficient for duck hunting.
12. In duck hunting a dead " Woody " is something to be proud of and show off to everyone.