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Gary Crafton
07-14-2007, 10:14 AM
Heard this ,, this morning I thought they were funny, but then again I'm from sharon grove ,, these are some ways to tell if your girl friends family are rednecks ..... 1- If their idea of loading the dishwasher, is getting their mother drunk ..... . 2-If her little brother was borned on a pool table. ...... 3 -If her father thinks the last words to the national athem is start your engines.. ...... 4 If a jack-o-Latern has more teeth than her little brother.. ....... .5 If her sister and her husband only has 9 kids because they heard 1 out of every 10 babies born in the US was a mexican and they can't speak Spanish........................6 If her sister has been Married, 3 times and still has the same In Laws. ........7 If the blue book value, on her dads truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in the tank....................This went on and on but i'm tired of typing .

gravyboat
07-14-2007, 11:52 AM
Cut and paste is your friend. Solid gold that stuff.

FoldEm
07-14-2007, 01:07 PM
Good stuff man :D

geneva bob
07-14-2007, 01:43 PM
lmao

SMOKE
07-14-2007, 02:41 PM
lol some of them are sad but at the same time are probably true with some familes lol